Valerie Conners

Valerie Conners was a member of the Baragoonian Council, leader of the Doubters, and later first mate of the USS Moist.

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Valerie Conners was one of the nine final appointees to the Baragoonian Council. After God's disappearance and the arrival of It, Valerie was the first to express doubt about It's divinity. When the Council decided to accept It as the new God, Valerie remained skeptical, and after It lost his memory, Valerie formed a faction known as the Doubters. This started the Holy War. Valerie and the Doubters were outnumbered and made base in Glenhold, but after Morgano Frank and Francisco Bay helped hold back the Faithful Few, the Doubters were able to fortify the city. Once the war reached its end, Valerie sought a new purpose for her life and joined the crew of Captain Colombo of the USS Moist, and was actively involved in the crew's recent delving into bounty hunting. She quickly rose in her ranks and eventually became first mate, hoping to one day become captain herself. While anchored in Glenhold, Valerie met new crew member Paul Schaffer who had joined for the same reason she did. The two did not get along well at first, but eventually started to warm up to one another. Valerie and the rest of the crew were assigned to find and retrieve a man named "Trip", who was the current persona of the third god It, the same god that Valerie had doubted long ago. After Colombo fell ill and died, Schaffer surprisingly became the new captain, much to Valerie's dismay. The crew traveled to Stumpy Island and, after Schaffer was framed for the murder of Mango Tango, found It and escaped. While escaping, the crew encountered the beast Valkyrie, which was long believed to be dead. The crew managed to activate their turbo jets, but were forced to anchor in Archipelago and get new turbo generators. While Schaffer went to get the batteries, Valerie went to speak with It in the brig. It killed her and took her form.